Thankfully, Stupid.com never receives any complaints. But if we did, we think something like this would come in quite handy.It's a handy display for your desk, counter top, or... if you have one... your actual complaint department.
The display clearly announces "COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT" in bold type, and depicts a pointing hand that says "Take A Number.
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The number, however, just happens to be connected to the pin on a hand grenade. Theoretically, the complainer will re-think his gripe, decide it's not really that important, and walk away.
The entire display is about 8 inches tall and comes in a fun box. We shouldn't have to say this, but we will... The hand grenade is fake. Though it looks real, it's actually made of squeezable rubber.
We're certain you'll get loads of laughs with this thing. And if you don't, you're welcome to come down to our Complaint Department and take a number.
With some people, it's impossible to get off the phone. You WANT to, but the person on the other end keeps blabbing on and on about NOTHING. "My boyfriend said this..." "My mother wants that..." "A crocodile's in my bathtub..." Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
If only there were a graceful way to break free!
Well -- surprise surprise -- now there is.
Meet the GET OFF THE PHONEEXCUSE MACHINE
It's a small electronic device that performs a huge public service. With just a press of a button, you'll have a solid excuse that'll get you off the phone, no questions asked.
DOOR BELL
Just say, "Whoops. There's the door. Gotta go."
STATIC
Press this button and say, "I can't hear you. You're breaking up!" Then just hang up the phone. SIREN
After this loud police siren wails, you can say "Uh, oh, it's the cops. Look, I gotta run."
BABY CRYING
Hey, you'd love to talk, but you have take care of the baby.
CAR CRASHING
Just say, "Oh, my god!" and hang up.
KNOCK..KNOCK...CHINESE FOODThis is our favorite.
Sounds like a delivery man just brought your dinner.
If you've been searching for a way to look like an idiot, your quest is over. Meet...
BASKET CASE
Basket Case is basically a basketball hoop hat. The goal of the game is to toss red and white balls into the air and catch them in the net on top of your head.
There's no way you can avoid looking like an imbecile as you play this game. Naturally, this makes Basket Case is a terrific party game. Just pray that nobody has a camcorder or camera when it's your turn to play it.
It comes with everything you see, including the stupid box. Dignity not included.
Haha this is just what I want for my birthday. From stupid.com, link stolen from ttm (: .
I'm not going for the MEP concert tonight. No way. No one's going to force me to listen to two and a half hours of chinese music on a Saturday night. Hmph.